So i’ve decided to jump into draft hype and do another Mock draft, sorry guys but I’ve seen so many crazy predictions I had to share my knowledge and guide you all in the dark.
1.1 Eagles – Crab Legs Winston
AC have spent a lot of time talking with William Cook and they’ve arranged a travel to the cabin once was a special place for Cook and Mellon, rumor says minutes before draft our Commish announce the legal name change of Jameis Winston to Crab Legs Winston. Anthony can’t resist it and draft him first overall.
1.2 Squirrels – MLB Denzel Perryman
Waller? Clark? Jones? I’m not sure what you guys looking at when doing your mocks, but the first thing I saw while checking Jets roster is a massive need for MLB. You can’t win games if the leader of your defense is trash, right? So Kevin does the right thing and select an 87 spd 86 str high awr player. A squirrel? *Puts a hat on* Perry the Squirrel
1.3 Broncos – QB Marcus Mariota
Tom’s goal is to build the greatest offense ever, also he likes to learn from other teams mistakes and avoid them, he saw what happened to Texans last season and he yells at the screen while pick Mariota. Not to me!!! He gets a 3rd QB for his roster and guarantee injuries won’t affect his team. As a bonus, Tom loves scramblers rookies, right?
1.4 Chargers – DT Grady Jarret
I had a chat earlier this week with Will, and he let clear he doesn’t overvalue the DT position, I know him well enough for identify that’s a bluff. Looking at his roster he could really use a DT, is a huge need for them. Chargers really need a change of identity after not being able to win an easy division on his words.
1.5 Cardinals – K Josh Lambo
Cardinals always been known for draft special players on the top of the draft, and let me ask you this, what’s more special that the only K league ever seen drafted on the 2015 draft. Impossible to compete with that and Scott knows it, also kicker is a need for Cardinals and want a bonus? That’s a big middle finger to divisional rival Rock Hewko that suddenly saw his motto gone. Scott steals the draft with this pick
1.6 Texans - RG Ali Marpet
Somewhere in Australia, Wade is watching the draft carefully and he can’t believe how too many top players dropping, he was very mad with Broncos pick at 1.3, as that was their pick, but the QB plague injury is something he can’t avoid so now he’ll try to protect them. He runs to the podium with the best RG Ali Marpet, a player he really needs, have you seen Texans RG position? Easy choice here.
1.7 Jaguars – C Ricky Lovato
We’ll see another C taken at 1.7, save my words. Lovato follows Aiken steps, and Oli which might or might not have some beers on his body, Decides he needs to protect his only QB on roster, who will play then? His Punter? He doesn’t even have a kicker. Protect the QB and win that’s the goal, and Lovato with his 99 str and 249 lb is the perfect prospect
1.8 Jaguars – FB Aaron Ripkowski
Fullback is another position of huge need for Jaguars, and they kept the same line: Protect the his precious QB just as Gollum does with his ring. Ripkowski is a tremendous fullback with high str and pbk, so the jaguars will be very happy with him.
1.9 49ers – HB Jay Ajayi
49ers have a very complete roster, but I think they don’t have a clear HB and that could be a position of need. Peter is very smart and he suspects something is wrong with Gurley and Gordon so he instead picks the safer player and goes with Ajayi. Also Jay has an extremely cool name, read his name 3 times straights. Jay ajayi, jay ajayi, jay ajayi. Pure magic
1.10 Seahawks – P Bradely Pinion
Rock was so close to quit the league after Cardinals pick, he felt that pick was personal and his legacy as the GM took a K on 1st round was on risk, but before send the “I quit” message, his brain had the greatest idea ever. I’ll be the first GM to draft a P at 1st round, so Rock with the best selection of the 1st round, pick the best punter of the draft Bradely Pinion
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