Come closer……. focus through all the smoke and see what the future holds….
AFC East
1.
Miami Dolphins
2.
New York Jets
3.
Buffalo Bills
4.
New England Patriots
Dolphins went undefeated for a long while last season, but this time Palmer doesn’t get hurt. Jets, led by a healthy Sanchez, save their GM, while the Pats and Bills both regress record-wise after making the postseason last year.
AFC North
1.
Cleveland Browns
2.
Baltimore Ravens
3.
Cincinnati Bengals
4.
Pittsburg Steelers
Welcome to the dog pound—and QB Brian Brohm is
pissed. The talented QB suffered many disrespects this past year, starting with being suddenly traded for two 1st-round picks, then being moved again a short time later. He views himself as elite, and is after some sweet revenge on the league, carrying the Browns to a divisional crown even after Cleveland traded stud WR Kris Durham.
AFC South
1.
Tennessee Titans
2.
Indianapolis Colts
3.
Houston Texans
4.
Jacksonville Jaguars
The super team grabs the division but the Colts aren’t too far behind. Texans may or may not save their GM due to the tough schedule, and the Jags don’t mind taking the year off while Jameis gets right.
AFC West
1.
Denver Broncos
2.
Kansas City Chiefs
3.
San Diego Chargers
4.
Oakland Raiders
If Harnish doesn’t hurt himself going(probably more like getting?) ham in a shady bathhouse again, the Broncos look poised to finally win something. Chargers are grooming their future QB and the Raiders are just ass. If owning your 1st rounder is any indication of confidence for a team that has dealt theirs the past two seasons, KC may finally be conceding sellers this trade deadline.
AFC Playoff Seedings
1.
Miami Dolphins
2.
Denver Broncos
3.
Cleveland Browns
4.
Tennessee Titans
5.
Indianapolis Colts
6.
New York Jets
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NFC East
1.
New York Giants
2.
Dallas Cowboys
3.
Washington Redskins
4.
Philadelphia Eagles
2013ish Big Ben shows up enough to hold off the Cowboys one more season as Glennon disappoints. Redskins have Bridgewater to look forward to while the Eagles can at least pretend Clark is Reggie White or something.
NFC North
1.
Detroit Lions
2.
Chicago Bears
3.
Minnesota Vikings
4.
Green Bay Packers
Had the Bears drafted Blake Bell instead of an actual bum tight end, maybe this isn’t the outcome. Honestly though, if I can realistically pick the Lions I would every time, regardless if Justin went from going all-in to selling the very last of his plasma to make this season the one. Vikings max vet QB strategy falls short this year, and the Packers, well, remain at the back of the pack as they always should be(in real life at least).
NFC South
1.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
2.
Carolina Panthers
3.
Atlanta Falcons
4.
New Orleans Saints
No need to go undefeated the second half of this year as the Bucs if healthy should take the division.
Panthers bring back most of their playoff team and Stanton is better this go around but unfortunately it’s not enough. Falcons have bad luck as they’re facing the AFC North this season, making the GM save that much tougher. Saints are willingly retooling after failing to match their QB David Greene’s contract offer, opting for compensation instead.
NFC West
1.
San Francisco 49ers
2.
Arizona Cardinals
3.
Seattle Seahawks
4.
St. Louis Rams
This is the year the Cards finally lose the stranglehold on this division. Their team has slowed just enough for San Fran to catch them. Seattle’s always dangerous (lemurs may lurk) and the Rams continue their total rebuild.
NFC Playoff Seedings
1.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
2.
Detroit Lions
3.
San Francisco 49ers
4.
New York Giants
5.
Arizona Cardinals
6.
Dallas Cowboys
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Wild Card Weekend
over
over
over
over
The super Titans edge out the Colts at home, while Brohm continues to take it out on the league vs the Jets. 49ers’ Kyle Orton works his way passed Glennon’s boys and the Cards yet again are in the divisional round, but they had to actually beat someone this year.
Divisional Round
over
over
over
over
Dolphins can’t make it to the superbowl every year, can they? Not in my imagination! Not when Brohm is this mad! And in what I hope matches real life, Lions overtake the 9ers in their bid for a ring.
Conference Championships
over
over
The Jags and Steelers look at Brohm in regret and the Lions deservedly make the big one, edging out the Bucs in OT.
Super Bowl XLVII
over
Stop playing w BB, he’ll shoot your eye out!
SFL MVP : QB Kyle Orton
OROY: WR Chris Conley
DROY: DE Danielle Hunter
