The Swami's Wild and Crazy 2019 NFL Playoff Predictions Spoiler Alert: The Swami is not a psychic, so these predictions are as accurate as a weather forecast in the Canadian Rockies (i.e., not very). Wild Card Weekend: - Chiefs over Chargers: The Swami has a feeling the Chiefs are going to pull off a major upset here. Maybe they'll find a way to confuse the Chargers with a particularly baffling trick play, or perhaps the Chargers' mascot will have a mid-game meltdown.
- Jets over Browns: The Swami is predicting a Jets victory; anything could happen in the NFL. Maybe the Browns' coach will accidentally call a punt instead of a field goal, or maybe the Jets' quarterback will accidentally throw the ball into the stands.
- Redskins over Cowboys: The Swami is predicting another upset here, with the Redskins defeating the Cowboys. Maybe the Cowboys will be distracted by a particularly loud and obnoxious Redskins fan, or maybe the Redskins will simply outplay them.
- Vikings over Rams: The Swami is predicting a Vikings victory, as the Rams are in over their head. Maybe the Vikings will get a lucky bounce or two, or maybe the Rams' quarterback will have a terrible game.
Divisional Round: - Ravens over Chiefs: The Swami is predicting a Ravens victory, as the Ravens have the edge over the Chiefs having beat them already this season.
- Titans over Jets: The Swami is picking the Titans to get revenge-ence for their loss to the Jets in the regular season.
- Bears over Redskins: The Swami is predicting a Bears victory, but let's be honest, the Redskins are a tough team to beat. Maybe the Bears will get a lucky bounce or two, or maybe the Redskins' quarterback will have a terrible game.
- Buccaneers over Vikings: The Swami is predicting a Buccaneers victory, but this could go either way and could be a coin flip.
Conference Championships: - Ravens over Titans: The Swami is predicting a Ravens victory, with another possible coin flip outcome. Norbert comes out on top with some long experience in the game.
- Buccaneers over Bears: The Swami is predicting a Buccaneers victory, the Bears defence will not be enough for the Bucs’ high flying offence.
Super Bowl LII: - Ravens over Bucs: The Swami is predicting a Ravens victory, will be a very fun game. Give this to the Ravens as they have been on fire all year, and have been able to stay healthy.
Remember, these are just predictions. Anything could happen in the SFL playoffs. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the chaos. And if any of these predictions come true, well, let's just say the Swami will be claiming psychic powers and starting their own reality TV show.
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