How doeth the Redskins sucketh? Let me count the ways but not more than 5.
1) The owner - Talk about a low-life greaseball that seems to have little man syndrome. He may have been a great owner back in the 1920's but his tactics and actions in the 2020's are unacceptable. And then, saying that he will give money to Native Americans and then not following through with it!
2) Their field - something has to be wrong with their field. My point of contention... 3 QBs: Joe Theisman, RGIII, and Alex Smith. Those Fed Ex deliveries did not make it to their desired location.
3) Their fans - fat men rushing into Lane Bryant to get something new to wear for this week's game. Soooweee! Plus, if Washington, D.C. isn't one of the most entitled areas of the country, I don't know what is.
4) Their GM - Talk about a low-life greaseball that seems to have little man syndrome. He may have been a great owner back in the 1920's but his tactics and actions in the 2020's are unacceptable. Oh wait, already used that one.
5) John Riggins - the Redskins legend grew up in Centralia, Kansas, and went to f**king KU. Loooooser!
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