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Superman vs Bizarro - Rookies Teams
By Apolo Shapiro
Special to sfl-football.com

Superman-vs-Bizarro


In the Red Corner, the last son of Krypton from Smallville to the world… The one and only Clark…. SUPERMAN!!!... Kent ….

In the Blue Corner, looks like a Mirror strikes like a wrecking ball. Kent… BIZARRO!!! Clark….

This is a fight of 3 Articles, on the first Articles we’ll compare “Superman’s” team vs “Bizarro’s team preview skew, in the second Article we’ll do the same comparison AFTER skew. And finally for the last and decisive Article both teams going to fight on the field and decide who’s the best!.

The rules are simple, we’ll follow the “ALL PRO” depth chart that includes:

1 QB
1 HB
3 WR
1 TE
4 OL (To be moved according position)
1 C
2 DE (To be moved according position)
1 DT
2 OLB (To be moved according position)
1 MLB
3 CB
2 S (To be moved according position)

The final goal of the articles is to compare the breach of talent between players drafted at the top of the draft (Superman’s team) and the players that for x or y reason fall on the draft (Bizarro’s Team) specially on this draft this exercise will be interesting. For obvious reason and for how the game works, Bizarro’s team going to have a clone of QB Bradford for the final game. Both lineups and gameplans will be chosen by 2 GM’s to be determine and I’ll stream the game. Rookies taken at 6th and 7th round will fill the pending spots. FB , K and P going to be similar players for avoid a big impact on the game.

This exercise have the purpose to determine how big the breach of talent is between the top drafted players and others that fall some slots. Compare the pre-skew selection vs the post skew selections will be a good parameter for compare the use of PW and the potential steals. And finally is a good measure to determine how deep in pool talent a draft class were.




Quarterback


Superman-Logo Superman Team Quarterback Sam Bradford - Oklahoma – Drafted at 1.10 by Detroit Lions Detroit-Lions-logo
22 yrs – 6”4 – 223 lb – 65 Spd – 59 Str – 69 Awr – 71 Agi – 62 Acc – 94 Thp – 85 Tha

Bizarro-Logo Bizarro Team Quarterback Mike Kafka – Northwestern – Drafted at 4.6 by Carolina Panthers Panthers
23 yrs – 6”3 – 216 lb - 63 Spd – 52 str – 57 Awr – 63 Agi – 62 Acc – 98 Thp – 82 Tha

Quarterback vs Quarterback
Bradford 1 year younger
Bradford + 12 Awr + 3 tha
Kafka + 4 Thp
92 Draft slots between both picks



Running back


Superman-Logo Superman Team Running Back Ryan Matthews – Fresno State – Drafted 1.7 by Cincinnati Bengals Bengals
23 Yrs – 5”11 – 220 lb – 89 spd – 80 str – 61 awr – 91 agi – 98 acc – 61 cth – 78 car – 62 jmp – 81 btk

Bizarro-Logo Bizarro Team Running Back: HB Jonathan Dwyer – Georgia Tech – Drafted 2.30 by Carolina Panthers Panthers
21 Yrs – 5”11 – 235 lb – 89 spd – 75 str – 57 awr – 93 agi – 90 acc – 56 cth – 78 car – 69 jmp – 77 btk

Running Back vs Running Back
Dwyer 2 years younger and 15 pounds heavier
Matthews +5 Str + 8 acc + 4 awr + 5 cth + 4 btk
Dwyer: + 2 Agi
55 Draft slots difference between 2 players




Wide Receivers


Superman-Logo Superman Team Wide Receiver #1: Dez Bryant – Maryland – Drafted 1.1 by Jacksonville Jaguars Jaguars-logo
22 yrs - 6”2 - 210 lb – 99 spd – 30 str – 63 awr – 96 agi – 96 acc – 85 cth – 80 car - 79 jmp - 62 btk

Bizarro-Logo Bizarro Team Wide Receiver #1: Emanuel Sanders – SMU – Drafted 1.8 by Seattle Seahawks Seahawks
23 Yrs – 5”11 – 180 lb – 99 spd – 50 str - 54 Awr – 99 agi – 99 acc – 78 cth – 41 car – 86 jmp – 31 btk

Wide Receiver #1 vs Wide Receiver #1
Bryant is 1 year younger than Sanders
Bryant is 3 inches taller and 30 pounds heaviers
Sanders + 20 str + 3 agi + 3 acc + 7 jmp
Bryant + 9 awr + 7 cth + 49 car + 31 btk
7 draft slots difference


Superman-Logo Superman Team Wide Receiver #2: Taylor Pryce – Ohio – Drafted 1.4 by Kansas City Chiefs Chiefs
23 yrs – 6”1 – 212 lb – 97 spd – 77 str – 48 awr – 96 agi – 96 acc – 74 cth – 63 car – 99 jmp – 53 btk

Bizarro-Logo Bizarro Team Wide Receiver #2: Victor Cruz – Massachusetts – Drafted 1.12 by Cleveland Browns Browns
22 yrs – 6”0 – 204 lb – 97 spd – 51 str – 54 awr – 96 agi – 96 acc – 82 cth – 58 car – 93 jmp – 44 btk

Wide Receiver #2 vs Wide Receiver #2
Cruz is 1 year younger
Pryce is 1 inch taller and 8 pounds heavier
Pryce + 26 str + 5 Car + 6 jmp + 19 btk
Cruz + 6 awr + 8 cth
10 draft slots difference


Superman-Logo Superman Team Wide Receiver #3: Brandon Lafell – LSU – Drafted 1.5 by Indianapolis Colts Colts
23 yrs – 6”3 – 209 lb – 95 spd – 55 str – 56 awr - 93 agi – 91 acc – 79 cth – 82 car – 86 jmp – 63 btk

Bizarro-Logo Bizarro Team Wide Receiver #3: Marc Mariani – Montana - Drafted 1.23 by Carolina Panthers Panthers
22 yrs – 6”1 – 187 lb – 94 spd – 64 str – 57 awr – 95 agi – 92 acc – 81 cth – 72 car - 94 jmp – 68 btk


Wide Receiver #3 vs Wide Receiver #3
Mariani is 1 year younger
LaFell is 2 inches taller and 22 pounds heavier
LaFell + 1 Spd + 10 Car
Mariani + 9 str + 1 awr + 2 agi + 1 acc + 2 cth + 8 jmp + 5 btk




Tight Ends


Superman-Logo Superman Team Tight End: Rob Gronkowski – Arizona – Drafted 1.13 by Cleveland Browns Browns
21 yrs – 6”6 – 260 lb – 83 spd – 69 str – 70 awr – 86 agi – 84 acc – 76 cth – 72 car – 81 jmp – 75 btk – 56 pbk – 47 rbk

Bizarro-Logo Bizarro Team Tight End: Jermaine Gresham – Oklahoma – Drafted 1.14 by Cincinnati Bengals Bengals
22 yrs – 6”6 – 260 lb – 88 spd – 73 str – 67 awr – 86 agi – 87 acc – 82 cth – 78 car – 87 jmp – 66 btk – 50 pbk – 47 rbk

Tight End vs Tight End
Gronkowki is 1 year younger
Gronkowski: + 3 awr + 9 btk + 6 rbk
Gresham : +5 spd + 4 str + 3 acc + 6 cth + 6 car + 6 jmp
1 draft slot difference




Offensive Line


Superman-Logo Superman Team Offensive Line #1 – OT Rusell Okung – Oklahoma St. – Drafted 1.3 by Dallas cowboys Cowboys
23 yrs – 6”5 – 300 lb – 72 spd – 96 str – 69 awr – 74 agi – 73 acc – 92 pbk – 88 rbk

Bizarro-Logo Bizarro Team Offensive Line #1 OT Shawn Lauvao – Arizona St. – Drafted 2.15 by Minnesota Vikings Vikings
23 yrs – 6”3 – 308 lb – 69 spd – 99 str – 58 awr – 76 agi – 77 acc – 79 pbk – 80 rbk

Offensive Line #1 vs Offensive Line #1
Okung is 2 Inches Taller
Lauvao is 8 pounds heavier
Okung: + 3 spd + 11 awr + 13 pbk + 8 rbk
Lauvao +3 str + 2 agi + 4 acc
44 draft slots difference

Superman-Logo Superman Team Offensive Line #2 OT Vladimir Ducasse – Massachusetts Drafted 1.19 by New York Jets Jets
24 yrs – 6”5 – 329 lb – 67 spd – 97 str – 55 awr – 77 agi – 83 acc – 86 pbk – 83 rbk

Bizarro-Logo Bizarro Team Offensive Line #2 OT Trent Williams – Oklahoma – Drafted 2.18 by Atlanta Falcons Falcons
22 yrs – 6”5 – 315 lb – 61 spd – 97 str – 66 awr – 68 agi – 72 acc – 85 pbk – 89 rbk

Offensive Line #2 vs Offensive Line #2
Williams is 2 years younger
Ducasse is 14 Pounds heavier
Ducasse: +6 spd + 9 agi + 11 acc + 1 pbk
Williams + 11 awr + 6 rbk
31 draft slots difference

Superman-Logo Superman Team Offensive Line #3: OT Jared Veldheer – Drafted 1.21 by Cincinnati Bengals Bengals
21 yrs – 6”9 – 321 lb – 65 spd – 92 str – 53 awr – 73 agi – 79 acc – 83 pbk – 83 rbk

Bizarro-Logo Bizarro Team Offensive Line #3: OT Sam Young - Notre Dame – Drafted 2.23 by Seattle Seahawks Seahawks
23 yrs – 6”7 – 318 lb – 65 spd – 98 str – 56 awr - 67 agi – 74 acc – 86 pbk – 82 rbk

Offensive Line #3 vs Offensive Line #3
Veldheer is 2 years younger
Veldheer is 2 inches taller and 3 pounds heavier
Veldheer: + 6 agi + 5 acc + 1 rbk
Young: + 6 str + 3 awr + 3 pbk
34 draft slots difference

Superman-Logo Superman Team Offensive Line #4: OG Mike Johnson – Alabama – Drafted 2.6 by Miami Dolphins Dolphins
22 yrs – 6”6 – 305 lb – 61 spd – 92 str – 61 awr - 72 agi – 72 acc – 87 pbk – 87 rbk

Bizarro-Logo Bizarro Team Offensive Line #4: OT Chris Scott – Tennessee – Drafted 2.29 by Baltimore Ravens Ravens
22 yrs – 6”5 – 341 lb – 68 spd – 93 str - 54 awr – 72 agi – 76 acc – 86 pbk – 81 rbk

Offensive Line #4 vs Offensive Line #4
Johnson is 1 inch taller
Scott is 36 pounds heavier
Johnson : +7 awr + 1 pbk + 6 rbk
Scott: + 7 spd + 1 str + 4 acc
23 draft slots difference




Center


Superman-Logo Superman Team Center: Morgan Cox – Tennessee – Drafted 1.31 by New England Patriots Patriots
21 yrs – 6”4 – 235 lb – 61 spd – 96 str –69 awr - 70 agi – 72 acc – 88 pbk – 88 rbk

Bizarro-Logo Bizarro Team Center: Eric Olsen – Notre Dame – Drafted 4.9 by Jacksonville Jaguars Jaguars-logo
22 yrs – 6”4 – 303 lb – 66 spd – 94 str – 59 awr – 69 agi – 73 acc – 81 pbk – 83 rbk

Center vs Center
Cox is 1 year younger
Olsen is 68 pounds heavier
Cox: +2 str + 10 awr + 1 agi + 7 pbk + 5 rbk
Olsen: + 5 spd + 1 acc




Defensive End


Superman-Logo Superman Team Defensive End #1 LE Carlos Dunlap – Florida - Drafted 1.8 by New Orleans Saints Saints
22 yrs – 6”6 – 290 lb – 82 spd – 82 str – 52 awr – 75 agi – 84 acc – 68 tak

Bizarro-Logo Bizarro Team Defensive End #1 LE Jason Worilds – Virginia Tech – Drafted 2.24 by Dallas Cowboys Cowboys
23 yrs – 6”2 – 252 lb – 80 spd – 85 str – 49 awr – 67 agi – 83 acc – 67 tak

Defensive End #1 vs Defensive End #1:
Dunlap is 1 year younger
Dunlap is 4 inches taller and 38 pounds heavier
Dunlap + 2 spd + 3 awr + 12 agi + 1 acc + 1 tak
Worilds + 3 str
48 draft slots difference

Superman-Logo Superman Team Defensive End #2 LE Mike Neal – Purdue – Drafted 2.4 by Cincinnati Bengals Bengals
23 yrs – 6”3 – 262 lb – 77 spd – 92 str – 40 awr – 74 agi – 79 acc – 68 tak

Bizarro-Logo Bizarro Team Defensive End #2 RE Derrick Morgan – Georgia Tech – Drafted 3.14 by Buffalo Bills Bills
20 yrs – 6”4 – 270 lb – 69 spd – 89 str – 60 awr – 71 agi – 69 acc – 78 tak

Defensive End #2 vs Defensive End #2
Morgan is 3 yrs younger
Morgan is 1 inch taller and 8 lb heavier
Neal: +8 spd + 3 str + 3 agi + 10 acc
Morgan: + 20 awr + 10 tak
42 draft slots difference





Defensive Tackle


Superman-Logo Superman Team Defensive Tackle: Tyson Alualu – California – Drafted 2.8 by New Orleans Saints Saints
21 yrs – 6”2 – 295 lb – 73 spd – 83 str – 57 awr – 82 agi – 73 acc – 81 tak

Bizarro-Logo Bizarro Team Defensive Tackle: Jared Odrick – Penn State – Drafted 2.22 by Minnesota Vikings Vikings
22 yrs – 6”4 – 298 lb – 69 spd – 84 str – 58 awr – 76 agi – 78 acc – 83 tak

Defensive Tackle vs Defensive Tackle
Alualu is 1 year younger
Odrick is 2 inches taller and 3 pounds heavier
Alualu: + 4 spd + 6 agi
Odrick: + 1 str + 1 awr + 5 acc + 2 tak
14 draft slots difference





Outside Linebacker


Superman-Logo Superman Team Outside Linebacker #1 Keenan Clayton – Oklahoma – Drafted 1.6 by Carolina Panthers Panthers
23 yrs – 6”1 – 230 lb - 87 spd – 82 str – 65 awr – 83 agi – 88 acc – 69 cth – 82 jmp – 72 tak

Bizarro-Logo Bizarro Team Outside Linebacker #1 Navorro Bowman – Penn State – Drafted 1.26 by Oakland Raiders Raiders
22 yrs – 6”1 – 232 lb – 83 spd – 81 str – 67 awr – 78 agi – 87 acc – 47 cth - 78 jmp – 77 tak

Outside Linebacker #1 vs Outside Linebacker #1
Bowman is 1 year younger and 2 pounds heavier
Clayton: + 4 spd - + 1 str + 5 agi + 1 acc + 22 cth + 4 jmp
Bowman + 2 awr + 5 tak
20 draft slots difference


Superman-Logo Superman Team Outside Linebacker #2 Rennie Curran – Georgia – Drafted 1.20 by Minnesota Vikings Vikings
22 yrs – 5”11 – 225 lb – 84 spd – 82 str – 64 awr – 86 agi – 88 acc – 39 cth – 80 jmp – 74 tak

Bizarro-Logo Bizarro Team Outside Linebacker #2 Jason Pierre-Paul – USF – Drafted 2.3 by Miami Dolphins Dolphins
22 yrs – 6”5 – 275 lb – 77 spd – 83 str – 72 awr – 80 agi – 85 acc – 12 cth – 93 jmp – 83 tak

Outside Linebacker #2 vs Outside Linebacker #2
JPP IS 6 Inches taller and 50 pounds heavier
Curran: + 7 spd + 6 agi + 3 acc + 27 cth
JPP: + 1 str + 8 awr + 13 jmp + 9 tak
15 draft slot difference





Middle Linebacker


Superman-Logo Superman Team Middle Linebacker: Pat Angerer – Iowa – Drafted at 1.11 by San Diego Chargers Chargers
22 yrs – 6”0 – 235 – 84 spd – 85 str – 61 awr – 88 agi – 89 acc – 67 cth – 80 jmp – 81 tak

Bizarro-Logo Bizarro Team Middle Linebacker: Brandon Spikes – Florida – Drafted at 2.7 by Philadelphia Eagles Eagles
22 yrs – 6”3 – 256 – 85 spd – 69 str – 72 awr – 85 agi – 84 acc – 63 cth – 68 jmp – 85 tak

Middle Linebacker vs Middle Linebacker
Spikes is 3 inches taller and 21 pounds heavier
Angerer: + 16 str + 3 agi + 5 acc + 4 cth + 12 jmp
Spikes: + 1 spd + 11 awr + 4 tak
28 draft slots difference





Cornerback


Superman-Logo Superman Team Cornerback #1: Jerome Murphy – USF – Drafted 1.2 by Cincinnati Bengals Bengals
23 yrs – 6”1 – 185 lb – 96 spd – 62 str – 63 awr – 93 agi – 97 acc – 71 cth – 96 jmp – 48 tak

Bizarro-Logo Bizarro Team Cornerback #1: Kareem Jackson – Alabama – Drafted 1.28 by New Orleans Saints Saints
22 yrs – 5”11 – 192 lb – 93 spd – 60 str – 59 awr – 91 agi – 96 acc – 64 cth – 89 jmp – 60 tak

Cornerback #1 vs Cornerback #1
Jackson is 1 year younger than Murphy and 6 pound heavier
Murphy is 2 inches taller than Jackson
Murphy: + 3 spd + 2 str + 4 awr + 2 agi + 1 acc + 7 cth + 7 jmp
Jackson: + 12 tak
26 draft slots difference

Superman-Logo Superman Team Cornerback #2: Akasi Owusu – Ansah – Indiana – Drafted 1.15 by Miami Dolphins Dolphins
21 yrs – 6”1 – 205 lb – 91 spd – 62 str – 56 awr – 92 agi – 94 acc – 64 cth – 92 jmp – 63 tak

Bizarro-Logo Bizarro Team Cornerback #2: Walter Thurmond – Oregon – Drafted 1.32 by Washington Redskins Redskins
23 yrs – 5”11 – 185 lb – 95 spd – 41 str – 55 awr – 90 agi – 97 acc – 56 cth – 90 jmp – 60 tak

Cornerback #2 vs Cornerback #2
Owusu Ansah is 2 years younger
Owusu Ansah is 2 inches taller and 30 lb heavier
Owusu Ansah: + 21 str + 1 awr + 2 agi + 8 cth + 2 jmp + 3 tak
Thurmond: +4 spd + 3 acc
17 draft slots difference

Superman-Logo Superman Team Cornerback #3: Joe Haden - Florida – Drafted 1.16 by San Francisco 49ers 49ers
21 yrs – 5”11 – 185 – 91 spd – 52 str – 69 awr – 88 agi – 92 acc – 71 cth – 89 jmp – 67 tak

Bizarro-Logo Bizarro Team Cornerback #3: Sam Shields – Miami – Drafted 2.5 by Indianapolis Colts Colts
23 yrs – 5”11 – 178 – 95 spd – 62 str – 61 awr – 86 agi – 93 acc – 66 cth – 89 jmp – 59 tak

Cornerback #3 vs Cornerback #3
Haden is 2 years younger and 7 pounds heavier
Haden: +8 awr + 2 agi + 5 cth + 8 tak
Shields: + 4 spd + 10 str + 1 acc
21 draft slots difference




Safety


Superman-Logo Superman Team Safety #1: Nate Allen – USF – Drafted 1.17 by Jacksonville Jaguars Jaguars-logo
22 yrs – 6”1 – 206 lb – 91 spd – 58 str – 62 awr – 99 agi – 94 acc – 56 cth – 91 jmp – 65 tak

Bizarro-Logo Bizarro Team Safety #1: Kam Chancellor – Virginia Tech – Drafted 1.22 by Pittsburgh Steelers Steelers
22 yrs – 6”3 – 232 – 90 spd – 61 str – 62 awr – 86 agi – 90 acc – 58 cth – 80 jmp – 60 tak

Safety #1 vs Safety #1
Chancellor is 2 inches taller and 26 pounds heavier
Allen: + 1 spd + 13 agi + 4 acc + 11 jmp + 5 tak
Chancellor: +3 str + 2 cth
5 slots draft difference

Superman-Logo Superman Team Safety #2: Eric Berry – Tennessee – Drafted 1.18 by Minnesota Vikings Vikings
21 yrs – 5”11 – 203 lb – 93 spd – 66 str – 69 awr – 93 agi – 93 acc – 59 cth – 83 jmp – 67 tak

Bizarro-Logo Bizarro Team Safety #2: Earl Thomas – Texas – Drafted 1.24 by Cleveland Browns Browns
21 yrs – 5”10 – 195 lb – 90 spd – 63 str – 57 awr – 96 agi – 97 acc – 66 cth – 83 jmp – 62 tak

Safety #2 vs Safety #2
Berry is 1 inch taller and 8 pounds heavier
Berry: +3 spd + 3 str + 12 awr + 5 tak
Thomas + 3 agi + 4 acc + 7 cth
6 draft slots difference




For next article we will find the real numbers of each players after skew and update the ratings, to be ready for the game of Team Superman vs Team Bizarro.
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